10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• It's Free To Fold...
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.