10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)