10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• It's Free To Fold...
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• You have to piss with the dick you have