10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]