10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986