10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)