10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon