10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.