10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright