10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels