10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT