10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.