10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.