10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• It's Free To Fold...
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003