10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.