10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003