10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."