10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson