10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT