10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Welcome to kicker school