10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.