10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.