10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.