10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave