10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio