10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is for fat, American losers.