10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "No river, no fish."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.