10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike