10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.