10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A