10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury