10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth