10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "No river, no fish."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright